i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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