There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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