The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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