You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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