hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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