He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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