That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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