yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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