Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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