It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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