I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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