So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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