They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Well I just put wine in my tea
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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