oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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