We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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