I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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