Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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