AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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