is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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