exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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