I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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