Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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