so explain again why im purple
no
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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