1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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