Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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