Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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