you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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