Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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