But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
...so i touched it.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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