do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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