just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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