Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How drunk are you?
Completed.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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