You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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