i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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