Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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