Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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