You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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