Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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