I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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