Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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