I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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