Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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