he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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