I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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