Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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