hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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