Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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