I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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