Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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