i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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