He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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