oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
