Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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