is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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