Three words: puerto rican gang bang
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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